Rats rats rats every where

Just for laughs

You know what,I have had it fellas,I'm suffocating down here in Africa. Its been bloody four months of torment.. Have you ever experienced a moment whereby you are trying to grab a peaceful nap..then uh uh,just some little creatures decided to disturb you... If they were human,oh my my,I would sue their pants off...I would not take them to a local court but to a court marshal..

So here in Africa since we are farmers,we experience problems of fighting rats. You know what,these litle creatures are very creepy and annoying..during the night when you try to sleep, oh noo that's when they start making noise,trying to look for food..if they fail to get it. That's where they become,in fact,they act crazy like an insane person. They eat whatever they come across,whether its clothes,even that expensive Jean you bought yesterday. Oh they just chew it..if they encounter a bath soap,bingo..down their throat they swallow it.

So you get a picture of how senseless,and ruthless these little creatures are Like. Hmk..they can even go as far as eating your toes while in sleep..hahaha....here is the funny thing about them..you try to poison them,they won't eat that poisoned food. Its as if they are saying," oh noo this one is trying to kill us,we never asked for food from him,so why the sudden care for food?" By that,they will ignore them,you install rat trap,you will catch two or three of them,then bingo...there won't be anymore rats to catch..

You light a light and wait for them,oh no they won't be anywhere to be seen. But 10 minutes after you switched the lights you will hear their rumbling in the back of the wardrobe. Just yesterday,they chewed my brother's headphones and cut them...oh noo guys,I am going to take them to court...

These are some of the funny stories that happen down here in African continent. After harvest during winter,that's when we start to be tormented by rats because they feast on the maize that has just been harvested. I hope you enjoy this one. Tune in for the next story..May God bless!